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Scott Hollifield: A life of omelets on the open sea
When it all goes south and a robot finally takes my job, I will cook omelets on a cruise ship.
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Four plead in scuffle
Four people have faced a judge in connection with a January brawl and have received sentences ranging from active time to unsupervised probation.
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Bad blood turns to brawl, detective says
Bad blood between a couple of local women escalated into a brawl Tuesday that sent two people to the hospital and landed four behind bars.
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Scott Hollifield: Rebuking better than a tire tool thumping
In the end, South Carolina lawmakers said Gov. Mark Sanford may be a lying sack of toe jam, but that doesn't disqualify him from holding the state's highest office.
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Scott Hollifield: I recollect the Great Southeastern Gas Shortage
I was waiting in line at the truck stop along with every other knucklehead swept up in the panic of the Great Southeastern Gas Shortage of Early Fall 2008 when my mind wandered, as it often does, and I flashed forward 30 or 40 years. In my daydream, I was a grizzled old coot sitting on the front porch of the Happy Valley Retirement Home for People Who Used to Work at Something Called a Newspaper, passing the time with my two grandsons, Lester and Earl.
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All right, so I'm going to hear from your lawyer
Congratulations to Alberto Gonzales, who was recently named 2007 Lawyer of the Year, besting runners-up Alan Shore of Boston Legal and Nicky "Neck Brace" Carbone, who won a $6,200 settlement for a woman who claimed mental anguish when a can of squirt cheese exploded in her camper trailer's kitchenette.
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